Prince James Taken Out by United Center Sniper

No athlete pisses me off more than Prince James. To go and pull some bush league bullshit like this is just irreprehensible. How in the holy hell can Scottie Pippen come out and say that Prince James is better than Michael Jordan. You ever think Jordan would turn into a member of the Italian soccer team and pull a stunt like this? Not a chance in hell. This is one of the worst flops that I have ever watched.

And don't think for a second that Jordan isn't listening to Pippen and all these other people talking about Prince James being as good or better than him after this run he's been on in the playoffs. Mark it down, MJ is training somewhere right now, getting ready to make a comeback for the Bobcats and drop 45 on the Heat next year. Well, he's either doing that, or layign down another $10,000 bet at the blackjack table or going double or nothing on the back 9 at the Charlotte Country Club. Either way, he's taking it personally.

There is Nothing Worse than Trying to Take a Duece with Some Asshole Snapping Pictures of You

PORTLAND, Ore. - A mail carrier who was caught using a yard as his personal toilet will not be fired.

The incident happened last month at a home in southeast Portland and a neighbor, Don Derfler, captured the man in the act with his camera.

Derfler had been waiting for his babysitter when he saw his mailman acting odd at his neighbor's house across the street. The postal worker then pulled down his pants and that's when Derfler began snapping pictures.

"We trust people like the postal service and meter readers and people of that nature," Derfler told us when we interviewed him in April. "To come on to our property and to defecate - it's just wrong."

The incident was an embarrassment to the post office and the worker was immediately placed on unpaid leave. Now, a decision has been made to keep the worker but he will be transferred to a different route.

I've always wondered what mailmen did when they were on their routes and they felt a turtle head poking out. If you're a mailman stuck out in the middle of the suburbs delivering mail and that burrito from the lunch stop at the Taco Hut starts weaseling its way out, you really have no other option but to drop trou, find as much non-poinson ivy leaves as possible and head to the nearest side yard. There is absolutely no way that the mail carrier should have lost his job, kudos to the postal service on this one.

The real criminal here is Don Derfler. Listen bro, how about you give the mailman a little bit of privacy here, he's trying to drop a duece. You know how hard it is to piss next to someone when you're at the bar? Imagine trying to shit with Don Derfler acting all paparazzi and snapping photos of you. Completely unacceptable behavior. If I'm the mailman in this situation I'm picking up my turds in flinging them right at Don Derfler's camera lense for snapping these pictures.

Is this the Modern Day Frank Abagnale, Jr.?

For at least four years, Kelly F. Fulmer practiced law in the Boone County courthouse.

On Wednesday, he stood in the same courthouse and told a judge that it was all a lie.

“I held myself out to be a licensed attorney when I am not,” Fulmer, 35, told Judge David Melcher in Boone Circuit Court.

Melcher sentenced Fulmer to three years in jail, but allowed Fulmer to enter a pretrial diversion program. That means he will not have to serve the jail time.

As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two theft by deception charges and amended another theft charge to a lesser offense.

Check out the balls on this guy, just one day thinking, "Hey, being a lawyer looks like fun, maybe I'll pretend to be one of those guys for a couple of years." Hell, I barely have the stones to lie to broads at the bar that I'm a lawyer, let alone actually go in front of a judge pretending to be one. Then after playing lawyer for a couple of years and getting busted he gets the same punishment I would get for taking a piss at a certain unnamed horse track? This just proves that college and all other type of school is all a bunch of bullshit. This guy is out practicing law and going to court for five years before anyone even gets suspicious. Regular old Frank Abagnale, Jr. over here.