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Friday, May 27, 2011

Is this the Modern Day Frank Abagnale, Jr.?

For at least four years, Kelly F. Fulmer practiced law in the Boone County courthouse.
On Wednesday, he stood in the same courthouse and told a judge that it was all a lie.
“I held myself out to be a licensed attorney when I am not,” Fulmer, 35, told Judge David Melcher in Boone Circuit Court.

Melcher sentenced Fulmer to three years in jail, but allowed Fulmer to enter a pretrial diversion program. That means he will not have to serve the jail time.

As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two theft by deception charges and amended another theft charge to a lesser offense.


Check out the balls on this guy, just one day thinking, "Hey, being a lawyer looks like fun, maybe I'll pretend to be one of those guys for a couple of years." Hell, I barely have the stones to lie to broads at the bar that I'm a lawyer, let alone actually go in front of a judge pretending to be one. Then after playing lawyer for a couple of years and getting busted he gets the same punishment I would get for taking a piss at a certain unnamed horse track? This just proves that college and all other type of school is all a bunch of bullshit. This guy is out practicing law and going to court for five years before anyone even gets suspicious. Regular old Frank Abagnale, Jr. over here.

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