If you're going to upload a video about your son being some sort of tennis prodigy, then God damnit that kid better have a serve that rivals Roddick's. If I was on the baseline and little Matty here tried to lob one of those weak ass serves at me I would rip a forehand so hard at him he'd wish he was back in bed searching for Blue's Clues. And don't get me started on his return game. If he was lucky enough to get a racket on one of my serves, that lob return game just ain't gonna cut it when I'm standing there ready to hit a smash right back at your dome.
Becasue this is the problem with parents these days, just because their kid shows the slightest bit of talent at doing something the parents try to cash that ticket in the first chance they get. Parents now a days saw Earl Woods and Richard Williams berating coaching their kids up to be millionaires and now think that every swinging dick 4 year old with talent is the next sports star. Color me unimpressed with this little 4 year old.
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