So apparently Tony Parker, 29, is smashing gens with 20 year old beauty queen, well who gives a fuck what her name is. Until today I hated this dude, just thought he was a smug, pussy frenchmen, who also played for the smug pussy Spurs which did not help his cause. Going around using weak ass French words that dumb broads get wet over, basically trading his manhood for some easy hole. Kind of a gayer version of Curt if you know what I'm throwing down, maybe it's possible?. Then he smashes Brent Barry's wife, at which point I'm thinking, this dudes a prick, but maybe he's not a pussy after all. Well now he's taken a page out of Tiger Woods book, just going on an offseason tear that Rae Carruth could appreciate. And now it hits me, the dude is black right? Like I let the whole French thing fool me, throw it out the window dude is black. Doesn't matter that he was raised in the weakest society on the planet, the guy lives for white girls. Probably crushes Popeyes too, sure as hell beats Escargot (Google it). If there's one species I admire it's the black dudes that will smash any white girl that looks in their direction and not give a hot fuck what anyone thinks about it. In Sir Parker's case they're all smokes, so here's to you Sir Parker. Do you.
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