Washington D.C. - A woman fell to her death from an upper floor of a hotel across from the White House grounds late Wednesday night, authorities said.
Witnesses told a police officer that the woman had been drinking at the bar on the rooftop patio of the W hotel, and that she climbed over a fence on the patio.
The boutique hotel, at 515 15th St. NW, is across from the White House, and the rooftop bar there is a popular attraction.
I've never been to the W hotel or its rooftop bar, but if there's one thing I know, it's that it doesn't get any better than sitting outside and slamming Miller Lite's in the summertime. Add in sitting on top of a roof and slamming Miller Lites, and the party just got exponentially better. Even odds everyone up on that roof was having a grand old time that night, and then Tits McGee decided to hurl herself off the roof, and the party died on the table.
Guarantee what happened here was one of two things: Either this broad was so broke that she was getting shot down left and right by all of the D.C. power brokers and decided to just take a jump over the fence. Or, this chick is actually decent looking and Congressman Weiner flashed her the goods and she was so turned off that she jumped off the roof. Either way, her decision probably just ruined the W Rooftop Bar for everyoen else for the summer.
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