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Monday, September 12, 2011

Bengals Almost Definitely Maybe Headed for the Super Bowl

Quick hits: Dalton hopeful

As the old saying goes, you can't win them all if you don't win the first one. I don't want to jump the gun and overexaggerate anything here, but the fact that the Bengals are about to start out 8-0 is almost definitely maybe going to happen. Look at this schedule that they have lined up:

@ Denver - please, this team blows, chalk up a W
San Francisco - Zimmer's defense is not losing to an Alex Smith led team
Buffalo - This is the only hard game I see out of the next 5; I knew letting Ryan Fitzpatrick get away in free agency would eventually come back to bite us in the ass
@Jacksonville - this team is a mess and if the Bengals can stop MJD, chalk it up as a win
Indianpolis - No Peyton Manning, 'nuff said
@Seattle - Any team who decides to start Tarvaris Jackson at quarterback should be relegated to the SEC
@Tennessee - Might be starting Jake Locker by this time, a guy who could barely complete 55% of his passes in college

Basically, I'm not saying that the Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl, but just like I said after the 3rd preseason game, book your tickets to Indiapolis the second week of February now.

Strike up the motherfucking band...

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