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Friday, September 2, 2011

Charter School Turned Adult Orgy Party Fest at Night



Miami, FL- By day, the Balere Language Academy is an A-rated charter school, home to children in kindergarten through middle school. But when the kids are tucked into bed, Balere apparently becomes a playground of a different kind. Party fliers, printed and on the Web, indicate that the campus at 10875 Quail Roost Dr. has been hosting raunchy, booze-soaked bashes into the wee hours. One flier for an upcoming party features a voluptuous, scantily clad woman posing with champagne bottles. Another shows a woman in a string bikini bending over suggestively and a man with flashy jewelry sitting on a stack of currency in front of a gold sports car. Parents at the school were the first to sound the alarm this week.


There no fucking chance you can look me in the eye and say if you got this invitation you wouldn't have RSVP'd yesterday. Literally looks like the best party going. It's the God damn Flossin' Edition for fucks sake, what are these parents bitchin about? Carib Flexx and Black Supreme spinnin' the tables? Sign me the fuck up. Not too mention that chick on there is thick as mud and I'd be dancing around that fucking party until I found her thick ass.


Can you imagine showing up to the first PTSA meeting of the year and there's naked ebony orgy parties going and shit? Mrs. Miller, whose been dry since the Great Depression, walks in and sees Scarlet getting stuffed on the principals desk and Deandre dumping champagn on her titties while T'ara is making it rain. There no chance this party isn't the best thing going on a Saturday night in Miami.

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