Old Lady Falls Down, Family Goes for Pizza

After her 70-year-old sister fell, police allege that a Madison woman and her son left her on the floor without aid. When she died two days later as a result of her injuries, the pair allegedly went out for pizza instead of alerting authorities.
Prosecutors filed a criminal complaint Tuesday against Veronica King, 71, of Madison, and her 45-year-old son Steven King of Evansville, for their involvement in the May 2009 death of Mary Coleman, who lay on her bedroom floor after a fall for two days until she died, the Wisconsin State Journal reports. Steven King told investigators that his injured aunt talked to them while she lay injured on the ground, but he "told her quite frankly to shut up."
The complaint alleges that for more than three months, Veronica and Steven King hid Coleman's body in the basement and garage of the house. When police finally found her remains, they were mummified, the Journal reports. Veronica King told police that the pair didn't call to report her death or have her body removed “because we had other things to do that day,” the complaint states.

This is exaclty why I want no part of growing old. Old people just make everything miserable and I'm not trying to be that guy that's throwing wrenches into my family's pizza parties and shit. You think I want to ruin my family's lives by making them cook me food, change my adult Depends, or pick me up after I fall out of my bed? Forget about it. Mary Coleman was being selfish as shit here. Get yourself a lifelock sweetheart and none of this shit would have happened. Can't hate on Veronica and Steven King here. Plenty of other shit like pizza parties to do that day, picking some old broad up off of her shag carpet was last on that To Do List.

P.S. Does everyone remember those old "I've fallen and can't get up" commercials? Things were like a 9.5 on the unintentional comedy scale.