Three-time Pro Bowl cornerback Chris McAlister(notes) has only been out of the game for a year, and already, he's telling the court system that he's broke.
McAlister is locked up in a child support battle with his ex-wife Marlene, and is trying to get his child support payments lowered. He currently owes her $11,000 per month. In documents filed to the court, claims he can't pay her because he doesn't have any money. From TMZ:
In the docs, Chris -- a 1st round NFL draft pick in 1999 who played in the league for 10 years -- states, "I have been unemployed since 2009. I have no income."
He adds, "I live in my parent's home. My parents provide me with my basic living expenses as I do not have the funds to do so."
Well looks like RBG's boy Barry O could use some advise from ole Toby in regards on how to fix this shit bomb we call the American Economy. You see the problem is most reasonably well educated adults tighten their wallets faster than a New York Jew when recessionary times present themselves. However, there is a sect of the American population that regardless of economic conditions will make money rain like hurricane Katrina on Jew Orleans. This of course is the sporting men of the NFL, and NBA. How many times have you heard of professional athletes making millions of dollars and just 5 or some odd years later they file for bankruptcy? Seems to me that instead of printing money and lending it to the banks, the government should lend it to Antoines "I only shoot fours" Walkers and Chis "I'm the black George Costanza" McAlisters. Talk about a stimulus plan, hell these two dumb fucks managed to earn $155 million combined and in less than a decade went tits up. Now Walker is trolling in the D league and shooting all the fours he wants with the Stampede out of the great state of Idaho. As for McAlister, he went from sippin purple juice at the finest strip clubs that Baltimore has to offer to living in his parent's basement. I'm sure he finds it tough to pay that $11,000 a month in child support when his only income comes from his parents in the form of allowance for taking out the trash and cleaning the dishes. I ask you Prez O, for your re-election hopes, give these people a billion each and we are headed for the fastest recovery since Toby's boy Reagan graced us with his presence. On second thought don't, four years has been plenty.
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