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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Man Busted for Turning AIDS Program into a Strip Club



A convicted drug dealer is being sued for allegedly erecting a strip club with funds that were supposed to help HIV and AIDS patients find work.
Cornell Jones, of Miracle Hands, allegedly used a quarter of a million dollars of the organization’s money to build The Stadium Club, a strip club in Northeast Washington, WUSA9.com reports. According to Washington, DC Attorney General Irv Nathan, Jones received the money back in 2006, which was slated to build a job training center for people with AIDS.
The current club owner, James Redding, said he bought the property from Jones 18 months and that Jones has not been involved in the strip club in any way, the news outlet reported.

I don't really see what the big deal here is. The video says that Cornell Jones was supposed to take the money and create a jobs program for people with the AIDS. I might be missing something here, but if I had to make a list, I'm pretty sure that opening a strip club would be at least a top 3 job creator for people who caught the AIDS. The Stadium Club is going to create jobs for people with the AIDS 93% of the time. Everytime I've been to the Brass Ass I make sure to wear one of those hospital mask things because I thought it was pretty much a given that every dancing broad in there was infected with it and I don't even want to breathe the same air as someone with the AIDS. Shit's contagious as hell.

P.S. If I had a nickel for every dollar that I donated to a convicted drug dealer to fight AIDS that actually went into a strip club, I'd own my own personal G5 by now.

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