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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Is 65,000 Phone Calls in One Year to Your Ex-Boyfriend Too Many?

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AMSTERDAM (AP) — Dutch prosecutors are charging a 42-year-old woman with stalking after she allegedly called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times in the past year.
The 62-year-old victim from The Hague filed a police complaint in August due to the persistent phone calls. Police arrested the suspected stalker Monday, seizing several cell phones and computers from her home in Rotterdam.
Hague prosecution spokeswoman Nicolette Stoel said Thursday the woman argued to judges at a preliminary hearing she had a relationship with the man and the number of calls she placed to him wasn't excessive. The man denied they had a relationship.
The court ordered her not to contact him again.

So I guess pretty much anything goes in Amsterdam...unless you make 65,000 phone calls to your paramour over the course of a year. This chick's full court press makes Toby's press look like he's playing a basic 2-3 zone in a rec league so he doesn't get tired. 65,000 times in one year is like 200 phone calls per day. I'm not saying that you shouldn't call someone 200 times in one day, but anything over like 3 phone calls is a bit excessive. Talking on the phone is the worst anyway. Is this chick in middle school or something, wanting to talk on the phone all night? Fire off a couple of sexts and she probably could have avoided this whole situation. If there's one thing I know, you try to call a guy on the phone 199 or 200 times a day, then you're lucky all you're getting is a restraining order and not a punch to the ovaries.

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