This Chick Needs to Get a Grip on the Real World

Ok sweetheart I guess that theme is all good and shit when your biggest problem in the world is your parents not letting you have a cookie before you go to bed. Last thing in the world I need is some 3 year old broad telling me not to give up and to keep trying. Bet she'll be singing a different tune in twenty years when her bosses are breathing down her neck, she's scraping quarters out of her couch cushions to put gas in the car, and her debit card gets declined every time she tries to make a simple purchase at Taco Bell. Listen up sweetheart, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth: The real world ain't all sippy cups and Dora the Explorer. The real world sucks. And if I want to give up and quit trying then I'm going to and your little piece of shit song has a zero percent chance of stopping me.