UC vs. Akron Preview

So last week in Knoxville all the UT fans were making fun of us saying that our only celebrity was Nick Lachey, like that was some sort of an insult. You kidding, me bro? Nick Lachey is a fucking icon. That's not a put down, that's a compliment where I come from. So I was all set to rip on this one horse town of Akron for their only celebrity being Prince LeBrick James and he pretty much dropped his pants and took a big poop on the entire state of Ohio last summer, so he doesn't even count anyway. But then I was looking at their Wiki page and noticed that this piece of shit town produced the cowboy outlaw David Alen Coe. Bravo, Akro, bravo. I can't even hate on you right now. I will say though, that the Akron Zips football team is probably the worst Division 1-A team in the country so UC should roll early, rest the starters and get ready for a Thursday night game against NC State.

You know how in high school when you get so shitbombed on one type of alcohol that it almost ruins you from ever drinking that type of booze again? That's exactly how I feel about betting on the UC game this week after taking the money line last week. I don't know if I can even bet on them again. But the line is
-29.5, and I don't want to say it's a lock, but if UC doesn't cover 30 points against this team, then they might as well close up shop right now.

The Pick - UC -29.5 (Season record 1-1 ATS)

Game time is 3:30 at UC, on ESPN3.