Katherine Goldberg was flying from South Africa to London in August when she drunkenly assaulted a male crew member on the Virgin flight, a Northwest London court alleges.
The prosecutor in the case spells out the charges, the Telegraph reports:
She proceeded to sexually assault one of the crew members by demanding to have sex with him and grabbing his penis and crotch area. She was believed to have drunk at least 50 centiliters of whisky.
50 centiliters is more than 16 ounces, or a full pint of booze. She's been charged with sexual assault as well as being drunk on an aircraft.
While Goldberg's lawyer is working to secure a formal caution to avoid a full prosecution, he also indicated that a guilty plea may be forthcoming.
See this is exactly whath as happened to the airline industry. You want to know why you're losing billions of dollars, Delta? Probably because back in your hey day you used to provide certified smoke houses to get all of the businessmen tuned up on Woodford's Reserve. Nowadays, The only thing you can provide to us is extra charges for my bags, a 60 year old stewardess and a male flight attendant. No wonder no one wants to get on one of your flying death contraptions. Because the only reason that this male flight attendant didn't become the newest member of the Mile High Club (or whatever the metric equivalent is in Australia) is because he caught the gay. That's it. If this guy didn't have the gay, that drunken broad would have had a first class ticket to poundtown right in the lavatory like ya read about.
P.S. The only other excuse would be if this flight attendent is like me and scared to death of flying. Because there is no way that your boy would ever be able to get his Johnson to work whilst flying at 35,000 above solid ground. I've got about a thousand other things to worry about besides trying to get off while I'm on a plane. But obviously if this guy's a flight attendent he's not scared to fly.
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