Unemployed Hillbilly Gives Back $150,000 He Finds In Backyard

I got an idea bro, instead of giving back $150,000, pay your water bill and go take a fucking shower. Seriously, when you're done with that you might as well get some dentures too. I know bitches love dudes with money, but 150 large aint exactly lasting until retirement. Unless you plan on giving gummies the rest of your life, go fill your mouth with chiclets.

I'm not even kidding when I say people who find large sums of cash and give it back fucking piss me off so much. What's the worst that can happen to you? This dude hasn't worked in 2 years so it's not exactly like going to jail is that much of a lifestyle change, it's more like a vacation. 3 meals a day, a shower, bed to sleep in, friend to play hide-n-seek with, doesn't seem all that bad. Best case scenario is you're $150,000 richer, and when you just spent your last 10 spot on Cowboy Killers, you can afford to play the odds in hopes noboody finds out.