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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Algore's All Fired up About Global Heating



Is Algore really still on this global heating bullshit? Let it go, bro. Algore's house uses like 20 times the amount of energy as the average American house. Which is all cool with me, but don't keep preaching about saving energy to the rest of us if you're doing the complete opposite. Shit, I'm down with global heating anyway. Fucking hate the winter. Nothing worse than waking up to a snow/ice storm and it being -30 degrees outside and your balls go straight into your intestines the minute you walk outside. Shit, I wish man made global heatin was a real thing, could be 80 degrees year round and out on the lake housing Miller Lite's in December. But give it a rest Algore, you didn't invent the internet and there's no such thing as man-made global heating. Just give all that noise a rest and concentrate all of your time on what this country really needs to worry about: ManBearPig. 

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