Granny Wants No Part of Lap Dance

Listen Granny, hows about you pull the stick out of your ass and lighten up for once. Fucking old people man. This guy is out here dancing his heart out trying to make you have a good time at the wedding, and all you can do is push him away like he's got the fucking plague or something. Christ, the least you could do is throw him a couple singles. You know, how 'bout a little something for the effort? Old people are always ruining weddings with this shit. Can't say anything offensive at the toast becuase granny might here it. Can't have rap music because Grandpa's a racist. Can't lay down a sweet lap dance because granny's a fucking prude and will push you away. Seen it a million times. If I ever make it to be as old as dirt and I'm lucky enough to be getting a free lap dance from some young broad you can bet your bottom dollar that the RBG will be tossing singles in the air and making it rain all over that chick.