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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Gay Cage Fighter Strikes Again




The description of this video alerted me to the fact that one of the fighters was gonna kiss the other one at some point, and I could tell immediately that the white guy was gonna do it. Did you see the way he was looking into his eyes? Reminded me of the first time I kissed a girl, just hovering around her face making shit awkward as fuck then stabbing her with a quick peck then dodging a right hook. But I gotta say, this is the ultimate psyche out in sports history, there's no way you can focus on fighting this guy after that stunt.

If I was on the receiving end of that kiss I would be an absolute head case. Just staring him down in the ring trying to figure out if he actually likes me or not, wondering if maybe he'll take it easy on me and let me win. And have you ever run into a guy that you've kissed before? I'm telling you right now it's the most awkward thing in the world. I Probably wouldn't even show up to fight this guy, because if you get beat by a guy that kissed you in front of everyone your career is over. No bouncing back from that.

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