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Monday, August 15, 2011
Mom Gets Stabbed for Offering Up a Sandwich to Son
A 27-year-old man is in custody on Friday after allegedly stabbing his mother repeatedly when she offered to make him a sandwich.
Alexander Georg of suburban Naperville, Illinois, is charged with the attempted murder of his mother, whose "bone-chilling screams" alerted the neighbors to the crime. She is being treated for stab wounds and other injuries at Edward Hospital, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.
The victim had just picked up her son from Adventist GlenOaks Hospital in nearby Glendale Heights, where he had been checked in following a domestic incident at the home. Prosecutors wouldn't describe why he was hospitalized, the Chicago Tribune writes, and there's no court record of the incident.
Shortly after arriving home, Georg's mother offered him a sandwich. At that point, according to investigators, he knocked her down and began slamming her head into the ground. He then stabbed her in the chest and neck so brutally that the butcher knife snapped at the handle, the suburban Daily Herald reports.
When police arrived, the woman was bleeding profusely, and the blade of the knife was lying in a pool of blood. Georg was standing in the driveway outside the home, and he gave himself up without resisting.
Yeah no shit this guy stabbed his mom for offering up a measly sandwich. Guy's been in the hospital forced to eat that bullshit food for God knows how long, and when he gets out his mom only has the decency to offer up a sandwich? No one wants to come home from the hospital and be offered up a ham on white with cheddar cheese. Throw the guy a bone here, mom. Cook him up a hot plate of food with all the fixin's. Only time I eat sandwiches is when I'm boating because it's the easiest thing to pack and I'm usually drunker than piss anyway so it doesn't matter. Just a flat out rookie mistake by the mom here, you hate to see that out of a 27-year old veteran of motherhood.
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