Pregnant Broad Goes Into Labor, Still Finishes the Bar Exam

A pregnant Northwestern law grad taking the Illinois bar exam went into labor during the test on Wednesday. Remarkably, the recent grad actually finished the bar, despite being in 'active' labor during the exam, and gave birth to a healthy baby boy two hours later. Congratulations all around.

Before the test started, the woman told the proctors of the bar that there was potential she could go into labor during the exam, and asked if she could leave early if this happened. The proctors agreed. After she realized she was in labor, the woman finished the exam early, and went to the hospital across the street where she had the baby.

This shit right here is unbelievable. First of all, I can't believe that the bar examiners were even willing to let her leave early and not disqualify her from taking the test. Bar Examiners are the biggest dickheads on the face of the planet, just applying to take that thing is literally probably harder than any test I've taken in my life. Just miserable. Second off, the fact that she continued taking this thing while in labor is just unbelievable and if she passed she needs to be nominated as attorney general yesterday; assuming women are allowed to be appointed to those positions.

Seriously though, this chick stole every bit of thunder that I have when telling my story about the bar. Went on one of those Friday-Saturday-Sunday tears that ya read about. I was so hungover the day before the bar that I legitimately thought about just skipping the whole thing.  Played golf the day before and I think I dry heaved on every hole I was so hungover. Thought with the amount of alcohol I drank in the three days leading up to the test that there was a less than zero percent chance that I would pass, so I might as well just sleep off the hangover for a couple of days and start studying for the February exam. But I heroically sucked it up and Willis Reed'd the shit out of that bar exam.

But now this broad comes along and just made my little hangover look like I was bitching about a hang nail or something. Unreal.