Yahoo News- A moderator at last night's GOP presidential debate is coming under fire for questioning Michele Bachmann on what it means when she says she's a "submissive" wife and how it might affect her presidency.
The Biblical phrase came up in a recent Washington Post profile of Bachmann's husband, Marcus, which reported the Minnesota lawmaker had told congregants at her church in 2006 that she'd pursued her degree in tax law only because her husband had told her to.
The Biblical phrase came up in a recent Washington Post profile of Bachmann's husband, Marcus, which reported the Minnesota lawmaker had told congregants at her church in 2006 that she'd pursued her degree in tax law only because her husband had told her to.
Big ups to my boy, Bryon York. Not that this story is even relevant, we all know Michele Bachmann’s chances of becoming President were as likely as Amy Winehouse living to 30. Yeah, I said it past tense, that’s because it’s as good as a done deal that America won’t hand over the keys to something that bleeds for 3 days and doesn’t die. Byron York asked the question we all were thinking, just in a much classier way. Face it, we all know “submissive” is just another way of saying women are good for 5 things. Sucking dick, laying on their backs, cooking easy mac and fish sticks, cleaning the shit streaks out of our underwear, and driving the kids to school. You know, I’m not an expert on politics, but I’m pretty sure none of those qualities translate into President unless you’re dealing foreign relations with Mexico.
But the fact that Michele Bachmann is even a candidate reminds me how much I want to sprayfart down Hiliary Clinton and Sarah Palin’s throats. If these two cunts didn’t pave the way, we wouldn’t have to put up with a primate with roast beef curtains sucking and fucking their way into a nomination every 4 years. Ladies, listen up, do something respectable. Check out your girl Rosa Parks. Shit, she wanted to sit in the front of the bus. Us dudes had no problem giving up the front of the bus. Why? Because we don’t ride the fucking bus, it’s only around for poor people and women. Power and running the world, leave that stuff to us. I’m pretty sure if you can’t cut the fucking grass, you can’t run the world. Remember the time you fucked up the meatloaf? That only affected 4 people. Scuffed Prado shoes while you’re on the rag equals WW Tres. To be honest, I’ve tried to be fair and think of any qualities Michele Bachmann might have to warrant my vote. As hard as I tried, I could only come up with one thing. If, God forbid, there’s another Katrina, she’d probably do a better job than ole’ George W. Shit, she’d be down in NOLA with her Swiffer and a Penske truck full of mops.
But the fact that Michele Bachmann is even a candidate reminds me how much I want to sprayfart down Hiliary Clinton and Sarah Palin’s throats. If these two cunts didn’t pave the way, we wouldn’t have to put up with a primate with roast beef curtains sucking and fucking their way into a nomination every 4 years. Ladies, listen up, do something respectable. Check out your girl Rosa Parks. Shit, she wanted to sit in the front of the bus. Us dudes had no problem giving up the front of the bus. Why? Because we don’t ride the fucking bus, it’s only around for poor people and women. Power and running the world, leave that stuff to us. I’m pretty sure if you can’t cut the fucking grass, you can’t run the world. Remember the time you fucked up the meatloaf? That only affected 4 people. Scuffed Prado shoes while you’re on the rag equals WW Tres. To be honest, I’ve tried to be fair and think of any qualities Michele Bachmann might have to warrant my vote. As hard as I tried, I could only come up with one thing. If, God forbid, there’s another Katrina, she’d probably do a better job than ole’ George W. Shit, she’d be down in NOLA with her Swiffer and a Penske truck full of mops.
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