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Friday, August 12, 2011

I'm All Boned Up Vol 2




Lets just start this off by saying my non precum streak was just ended at 5,267 thanks to Alex Morgan and I can't think of anyone else I'd rather loose it to. This nuke is turning my johnstone into a mushroom cloud. All skinny at the base then boom....purple shaded mushroom. I know some people can knock athletic chicks and I understand why, it's a thin line between Marla Hooch (A leauge of their own...dummies) and a straight nuke like my gal Alex. If I said it thrice I've said it a dozen times I love girls who can juggle balls. And you're god damn right I'll be her da Vinci if her face can be my Mona Lisa.



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