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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Woman gets 5 Years Probation for Circumcising Son





PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) An Oregon woman who tried to circumcise her 3-month-old son at home after reading the Old Testament and watching YouTube videos has been sentenced to five years of probation.

Keemonta Peterson pleaded guilty to first-degree criminal mistreatment. The 30-year-old Portland woman must also undergo mental health treatment.



Give Keemonta a fucking break man. Do you realize how expensive health care costs are these days? Premiums are out the fucking roof, homeless and hippies are lined up 3 counties over trying to get pain killers, and Keemonta Peterson just wanted to take a chunk out of her sons dick, that she fucking spawned, I don't see a problem with that. You don't want your kid going around having to peel his dick head back every time he goes to take a piss, do ya? Didn't think so. Can't imagine the process of telling some broad your uncircumcised so you have to rollback your shaft like it's some sort of Walmart commercial. Shits gotta be embarrassing.

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