Little monster in her pants!
Lady Gaga pulled out all the stops to become male alter ego Jo Calderone at the MTV Video Music Awards in L.A. Sunday.
The pop provocateur (real name: Stephanie Germanotta), 25, didn't just wear men's clothing (including Armani men's underwear) and fake stubble in her "drag king" get-up: To complete the gender-bending transformation, Gaga wore a prosthetic penis, an insider confirms to Us Weekly.
The "You and I" singer stayed in character throughout the night at the Nokia Theater.
"I am from New Jersey," Gaga as Jo told Us backstage. " My family is from Palermo, Sicily and I am not a singer or a model or an actor or anything. I am just a guy."
And "Jo" had high praise for fellow pop star Britney Spears, one of the night's honorees, who rejected Jo's sexy advances onstage. "She is f***ing hot. Didn't you j*** off to Britney when you were a kid?"
I'm so totally flaburgasted by this whole situation. Gaga was definitely one of my chicks until I saw her prancing around like Danny fucking Zucko the other night at the VMA's. I just decided to let it slide and move on with it. Now come to find out she was rocking a fucking rubber johnstone in her pants talking about taking her hand to pound town thinking of Britney Spears while playing some sort of alter ego. Does that make me gay ipso facto? I'm totally confused, I'm starting to feel like the Sundance Kid over here. Just blew my fucking my mind. But this does bring up a pretty solid question: Who is the better looking Gaga with a dick? The picture I posted above, or this
I'm taking the second picture every day of the week, twice on Sundays and four times today.
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