That there is a picture from the Plus Sized Women's Beauty Pageant in London last week. Couple of sweet looking broads if I do say so myself. This little contest prompted a question and started our Weekly Wednesday Would You Rather...
Would You Rather....
Pound out the winner of this beauty pageant for the rest of your life, and sleep with no one else, but you get $50 million...
-OR-
Sleep with whomever you want, but you would be destitute and living in poverty.
There is a shit ton of stuff that I could do with $50 million, but the problem is that half of that shit would be tied to me being able to do whatever the fuck I wanted. If I had $50 million, would it really be worth it if I had to be at the becking call of one of these heifers? Sure there is still plenty that you can do and you'd have a pretty sweet life, but would it be worth it?
I'd rather live my life as a vagrant on the streets but be able to give whoever I wanted a ticket to pound town. That 1 minute of satisfaction would definitely make up for having to sleep under a bridge next to some crackheads.
What would you rather? Vote in the upper right...
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