Talk about having a bad day. This has to be the worst ending to a drunken night in history. For the most part going out and getting drunk as shit is what I work all week for. It's like the icing on the cake, 2 days straight of drunken debouchery. I mean there's a ratio for having a good fucking time to the anxiety/guilt of the stupid shit you do when your drunk that you have to live by. The more fucked up you get, the more stupid shit you can get away with. If you're a pussy and only socially drink you don't really have any excuses the next morning. One time my car was blocked in my driveway, and we needed to get to the casino, so I had to drive hammered through my neighbors backyard to get to there driveway because it was my only way out. Since I was hammered and had a great time it greatly outweighed the anxiety/guilt I had the next morning, so it was all good.
This dude better have had every chick in the bar Jersey Turnpike'ing all over his dick for this shit to be worth it. Bro gets his ass beat and tries to drive his truck through a concrete wall. Not sure there's enough BJ's that can go down in one night to make this worth it. His truck is straight fucked up.
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