SAO PAULO -- The city council of South America's biggest city has adopted legislation calling for a Heterosexual Pride Day to be celebrated on the third Sunday of each December.
Sao Paulo Mayor Gilberto Kassab must sign the legislation for it to become law and has said only that he is studying it. His office declined Wednesday to say whether he supports the proposal.
The legislation's author, Carlos Apolinario, said the idea for a Heterosexual Pride Day is "not anti-gay but a protest against the privileges the gay community enjoys."
As an example, he mentioned how Sao Paulo's huge gay pride day parade is held every year on Paulista Avenue, one of the main thoroughfares in this city of 20 million people, while the March for Jesus organized by evangelical groups is not allowed on the same avenue.
"I respect gays and I am against any kind of aggression made against them," Apolinario said. "I have no trouble coexisting with gays as long as their behavior is normal."
The Brazilian Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Association criticized the legislation, saying it could provoke homophobic violence.
"How many LGBTs will be attacked because of the message that only heterosexuality makes someone a moral person and a good citizen," the association said in a statement.
"The celebration of heterosexual pride is inappropriate because it belittles the just cause of the LGBT community," the statement added. "Unlike homosexuals, heterosexuals are not discriminated against simply for being heterosexuals."
God damn if this isn't the smartest idea that you've read today, then you don't know shit about shit. Look, I have no problem with the gays, doesn't bother your boy here one bit. Hell, I'm pretty well convinced that Sundance would drop his boxers in a snap and start rubbing one out if Glambert got within 20 feet of him. The point is that a Straight Pride Festival would be straight fire. It would have to be like one big orgy wouldn't it? Everyone just running around proclaiming how straight they are, handing out tickets for a one way ride on the pound town express. I'm 134% positive that is exactly what happens at one of these Gay Pride festivals, not that I would know from experience or anything. This fucking thing has to be like a Mardi Gras. Just booze, beads, and tits everywhere you look. So yeah, this has nothing to do with hate, it has everything to do with the straights just wanting to get a little touch on the giant pride orgy that the gays have had a monopoly on this whole time.
P.S. I'm totally with this Apolinario character, as long as the gays behavior is normal, then I have no problem with it. But the minute they start shoving hamsters up their bums, start walking around with Mr. Slaves, blowing dudes, or wearing women's clothing then I am fucking out.
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