ATLANTA (WLS) - Forget robbing the bank. These days, the big money is in beauty salons and their stash of human hair extensions.
The most recent heist occurred Tuesday when thieves crashed a Jeep into Angie's Beauty Supplies in Atlanta. Video showed the culprits head straight for the shop’s most expensive fake tresses.
“The suspects took an undetermined amount of hair extensions and other items prior to leaving the store,” said Atlanta Police Officer Kim Jones. The thieves left the Jeep in the store.
Shit is starting to hit the fan in the worst way. Earthquakes on the east coast, hurricanes in Jew York City, pruning shears through old dudes eye sockets, and now people are robbing beauty salons for fucking hair extensions? I mean I know times are tough, but have we really hit rock bottom to the point we are driving Jeeps into buildings to steal weaves? These things must be made of gold. It's like fuck my Grand Cherokee, I need my weave and I needed it yesterday.
The most recent heist occurred Tuesday when thieves crashed a Jeep into Angie's Beauty Supplies in Atlanta. Video showed the culprits head straight for the shop’s most expensive fake tresses.
“The suspects took an undetermined amount of hair extensions and other items prior to leaving the store,” said Atlanta Police Officer Kim Jones. The thieves left the Jeep in the store.
Shit is starting to hit the fan in the worst way. Earthquakes on the east coast, hurricanes in Jew York City, pruning shears through old dudes eye sockets, and now people are robbing beauty salons for fucking hair extensions? I mean I know times are tough, but have we really hit rock bottom to the point we are driving Jeeps into buildings to steal weaves? These things must be made of gold. It's like fuck my Grand Cherokee, I need my weave and I needed it yesterday.
P.S. I'm not even blaming the broads that did this. If there's anything worse than being poor it's being poor and ugly. Just an absolute recipe for social disaster and there's no two ways about it.
P.P.S Hair extensions are fucking gross. I'd rather bang a bald chick than have her shit fall out while doing the mattress momba.
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