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Friday, August 5, 2011

Philly Goons Unload a Couple Rounds on Bus


PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – It’s like something out of the movies. But, in this case the guns are real and the victims are SEPTA passengers in the wrong place at the wrong time, although remarkably no one was hit.
In court, authorities show the video of two men opening fire on a SEPTA route 47 bus at 7th and Cecil B. Moore in North Philadelphia in June. Four people are held for trial.
The prosecution alleges defendant Penny Chapman triggered the shooting. A man on the bus threatened to call DHS on her for spanking her child. After their argument, she allegedly made a phone call and the armed men were waiting for the bus. They helped get her off the bus, then Chapman allegedly pointed out the man she wanted shot. She said ‘shoot him’ and they opened fire. And it was all caught on tape by seven SEPTA cameras

Shit like this is exactly why when you get on public transportation you pick a spot on the wall, stare at it and don't say a word until you've reached your destination. Trust, me I used to ride the bus to work every day for like a year and a half. I got on the bus in Newport crossed the river, and got dropped off downtown. Let me tell you, those 10 minutes were miserable. Every bus smells like Bigfoot's dick because 75% of the people riding on it are vagrants. This one guy that rode the same bus as me every day literally wore aviation goggles, shorts over sweat pants, and snowboots every day. Weirdest motherfucker I've ever seen. You think I ever said anything to him? Fuck no. Not to mention every other rider is blaring music on their cell phones like they're holding a damn boombox up to their ear. Think I asked them to turn that shit down? Not a chance. Kept my mouth shut, stared at the wall, and just counted down the stops til I could get off that AIDS mobile. No chance I wanted to risk having some goons open up shop with assault rifles on my ass. I got a little more sense than that.

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