Australia- Nothing quite says 'F*** you' like a giant middle finger.
So when a feud between Park Orchards, Australia residents and David Muscat boiled over, the feared "neighbor from hell" constructed an enormous wooden sculpture to flip the bird to all passers-by.
According to the Manningham Leader, Muscat built the sculpture in August of last year after complaints were made to the local council regarding illegal removal of trees from Muscat's property
Grumpy neighbors are possibly the biggest dickheads in the world. Seriously, nothing is worse than having an old hag come out on her porch bitching like a bitch because you ran through her yard, or stepped in her flower bed or some shit. Just get the fuck on with your life. Your on the back nine in life, running out of breaths, and you're going to waste them being a bitch. Replace your flower patch with a 6 foot ditch and turn yourself into worm food. Seriously.
With that being, I feel like David Muscat has a point here. No chance you're illegally removing trees from his property without a public fuck you. He could have taken the easy way out and put a sign up but the fuck you finger shows way more conviction. Straight up dedication to being an asshole and I think I speek for everybody when I say I can appreciate that.
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