Ducks Cross the Road, Hold up Traffic

Go ahead and laugh it up camera people. You know who wouldn't be laughing? The RBG if I was in that convertible behind that SUV. Absolutely zero percent chance that I would sit there and let these fucking ducks hold up traffic like that. I would be out there playing real life Duck Hunt, but instead of the Nintentdo Gun I'd be using my fucking car and running these bastards over for jaywalking across a busy street. If there's one thing I hate, it's being stuck in traffic, really grinds my gears.

I mean how about a little courtesy from these arrogant ducks. You've got fucking wings, why don't you use those bad boys and fly to the pond instead of walking across the street like a bunch of dickheads. At least go down to the cross walk and do it legally and wait for your turn.