This is What You Get for Trying to Mack with a Shark

This dipshit has got some balls on him, eh? Have you not been watching Shark Week Dave Marcel? Sharks are scary as shit dude, there is a zero percent chance that the RBG would ever try to mack with a shark like this character did. 60% of the time you try to make out with a shark, he bites your face off every time. Not to mention Dave Marcel was practically raping this thing. Laying a shark on its back is like the equivalent of giving a human chick a roofie. Shit makes them go into a catatonic state. Homeboy here roofies this shark up and tries to take advantage, Boom next thing you know his lip is hanging by a thread. Serves him right.