Captain Awesome is Not So Awesome

I could not be happier with the result of a youtube video. This is exactly what douchebags like Captain Awesome have coming to them. You want to be some dipshit in their 20's who still thinks that superheroes and comic books are cool, then you 100 percent deserve to take a rocket off the groin. I wish I was shooting that rocket at Captain Awesome. Thing would have gone straight at his dome and blown up right in his face, blinding him just like you brail about. That would've have taught him to not make up an alter ego and dress up like an 8 year old on Halloween ever again.

P.S. Do blind people call it reading? Or is it called brailing? Reading brail just doesn't sound right to me. Like when I think of reading I picture looking at words and putting them together to form sentences, not rubbing my fingers across some dimpled up piece of paper to form sentences in my head. Yeah, I'm sticking with brailing.