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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Facebook Murder For Hire

A Philadelphia man whose ex-girlfriend allegedly used Facebook to put out a $1,000 contract on him has been shot and killed, although the woman and a man who answered her post are both in jail. Corey White was shot once in the chest Monday evening after reportedly having an argument with at least one suspect later seen fleeing in a brown vehicle, Philadelphia police spokewoman Tanya Little said. ABC News affiliate WPVI reported the car had been stolen from the 69th Street Transportation Center during the day and later found on fire in Yeadon, Pa. Earlier this year White's ex-girlfriend, 20-year-old London Eley, who is also the mother of his child, posted on Facebook, "I will pay somebody a stack to kill my baby father." Police said a "stack" refers to $1,000. Timothy Bynum allegedly responded, "Say no more ... what he look like ... where he be at ... need that stack 1st," according to police. Eley's attorney told ABCNews.com it was either White, or one of his relatives, who saw the post on Facebook and called police.



So let me get this straight. The girlfriend and the hitman are in jail, and the guy targeted for the hit they're accused of is murdered while they are in jail? The dipshit cops obviously arrested the wrong people. Kind of hard to kill someone while you're in jail, and don't give me that "maybe she hired someone else while in jail" bullshit. Someone wanted this guy dead, and unfortunately for London Eley and Timothy Bynum that person is a fucking genius, and had both their facebook passwords. The fix is in folks, framed these poor saps then killed this poor guy who never stood a chance just to rub it in the cops faces reminding them that they're cops because they're too fucking stupid to land real jobs. And do you think this guy was actually going to kill him for $1,000? After buying a gun and gas money that's only like a $500 profit, then you gotta factor in income taxes, guy is left with $300 if he's lucky. And another thing, why would this lady want to kill her baby's dad, she gonna provide for herself and that baby without him? Come on now.

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