Now This is How You Go Out in a Blaze of Glory

NEWPORT – A man died early Sunday morning after jumping from the Fourth Street Bridge into the Licking River.
Newport police said at approximately 1:02 a.m., officers were sent to the 400 block of Chestnut Way for a disorderly black male. Officers found a naked man standing on top of a vehicle and challenging residents to fight.
When officers approached, the man fled on foot north toward the bridge.

When the man reached the bridge’s center, he jumped into the river. His body was found a short time later.

The man’s name has not been released.

Now this is how you end a Sunday Funday. And if you are gonig to go out, this is how you got out in a blaze of glory. Get all teed up, strip down to your birthday suit, jump on a car, challenge the neighborhood to a fight, then when Johnnys Law shows up, high tail it to the bridge and drop a gainer on their asses. Hell, I'd be damn proud to go down like that, guy should get a memorial in Newport for his actions.