Bieber is Such a Fucking Boss

God damnit, Bieber's got so much fucking swag it hurts. It's Bieber's world and the rest of us are just living in it. Pet snake named Johnson? Fucking classic. Zero percent chance I could ever pull off a line/move like that, this skinny turd is dropping it on national television to Selena Gomez.

By the way, that short sleeved blazer is fucking money. I need that jacket and won't stop until someone gives it to me.