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Friday, August 19, 2011

Dudes Got Marriage Swag Like a Boss




AOL News- Marriage -- whether it's a blissful match or an utter disaster -- is not something that people are likely to forget, but a Florida man accused of bigamy said he doesn't remember his first marriage.

Despite court documents that apparently showed Aaron Richardson, 66, of Vero Beach wed a second woman while still married to his first wife, he told police that he didn't have any memory of tying the knot in 2004 with Arkina Sneed, WPBF-TV reported.

I don't give a fuck if this dude is guilty of bigamy, shit sounds like a made up law anyway, but dudes mugshot game is straight fire. I gotta think if Bubba Blue was still with us (RIP), he would look exactly like your boy Aaaron Richardson here at the ripe age of 66. Just pwning bitches, marrying the shit out of them like a boss. I'm all about this dude gettin his, but who the fuck wants to get married, and who the fuck wants to be married twice at the same fucking time. It's science that chicks quit giving BJ's and having crazy sex once there married, just keep them at arms length and do your thing bro.

P.S. Love the fact he claims he didn't remember getting married, that shit is straight fool proof.



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