The Dunkin Donut Hooker Hoax

Obviously the first thing that comes to mind is what goes on the other 9 minutes? I mean, "she said she would only need ten minutes to turn a trick." What the fuck do you mean ONLY? The longest I've ever gone was about 26 seconds and that was with a $4 hooker in Brazil with two condoms on my dick, about 18 shots of vodka, and an 8 ball to the face. And the only thing that turns me on more than sex behind a dumpster is the smell of fresh donuts, put those together and I'm not even sniffing double figure seconds. Apparently she was charging $50-$100 a trick, which everyone knows is an absolute ripoff, you can get a blowjob in the lot behind the Brass Ass for $27, and you don't even have to get out of your car. On top of that they fire her? This is customer service at it's finest. Guarantee that store was hitting record sales figures, no doubt about it. This bitch was working her ass off and it's bullshit that they treated her like this. You put that together with the bogus prices, and the strange 10 minute issue and what we have here ia a hoax. Something fishy is going on with this situation, and mark my words this isn't the last we've heard from Melissa Redmond.