Jesus sign this security guard up to fight Pacquiao. Fuck waiting on Mayweather, I'm 90% sure this guy would knock Pac-man right back to Taiwan or wherever he came from. Tell you what if I was a security guard I would walk across the street after my shift and fight the first motherfucker I see too. It's bad enough that you gotta act like a cop all day and deal with people who hate you and don't respect your plastic badge. Security guards don't even get guns or handcuffs. Can't even operate with the authority to arrest people, which is the only advantage cops have in any situation in life. This guy probably goes home to one of those sassy black ladies who bitches at him for not makin shit for a living and tellin him he's not even a real cop and has a white man's dick. Family and friends don't wanna hang out with him because he looks like a snitch. The only friends he has are his fellow white security guards who only like him because they want to be able to say they have a black friend. And trust me no one wants to be friends with those guys.
P.S. How about the other guy claiming he whipped the security guards ass? Based on physical condition afterwards he didn't appear to lose the fight that badly, but he definitely did not win. I wanna give him the win so bad though just for being so damn happy after a battle with that wolverine.
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