Are You Ready for Some (Fake-Life) Football!

I know it's just fake life football, but I am so fucking excited to watch the Bengals play tonight. I know, I know it's the Bengals and most likely AJ Green or my boy Red Dalton will either rupture something or tear something tonight, but that still doesn't take away from my excitement. I've been bored with baseball since the pitchers and catchers reported. The NBA is going to be locked out until next summer probably. No Olympics or World Cup to root for America. And Tiger stopped being good the monent he stopped piping Perkins waitresses so that basically eliminates golf. So all that we have left is Bengas fake-life football to get excited about. And I cannot wait. Who-Dey!

P.S. Even odds that I say bring out the bulldozers and turn this place into a parking lot before this game is over tonight. Let's be honest, this team is going to fucking blow this year. Of course three season ago when they were like 4-11-1 was probably my favorite season ever simply for the copious amounts of alcohol Ole Fitzy forced me to drink.