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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Man Arrested on Plane After Being Cut Off



A U.S. businessman who went into a drunken rage on board a transatlantic flight to the UK was arrested after allegedly threatening to stab the pilots with a shard of glass.
‘Petrified’ passengers claimed 32-year-old Tom Bradley was drinking large quantities of wine and beer before raving at passengers and attacking staff.
He was travelling in business class from Phoenix, Arizona, to Heathrow on a British Airways 747, but appeared to explode with rage after being refused more alcohol by flight attendants.

Witnesses claimed that during the almost 10 hour flight he was repeatedly shouting, swearing and stumbling around, while spitting at those who tried to calm him.
He then allegedly assaulted a senior member of the cabin crew by pushing him into the galley and demanding to know why he was not allowed any more alcohol.
31-year-old Lesley Lewis was sat close to Bradley on the long flight.
‘At one stage I could see him holding a broken glass ready to attack the crew and talking to himself,’ she told The Sun.
‘He was saying to people around him “I’ll stab the pilots if they want”. I and other passengers were petrified.’
British Airways today told MailOnline they made sure police were waiting for him at the gate when they landed at terminal five on Saturday.

Yeah no shit this guy spat at people and threatened to stab the pilots. Who the fuck are these British Airlines prudes to tell an American businessman when he's had enough? Listen, I am scared to death of flying so there are only two ways that you're ever going to see me get on one of those death contraptions: One is if I'm drunker than piss and two is if I'm so hungover that I could give two shits if that plane goes down. And God help me, if I lose my buzz on that flight and some stuck up stewardess broad refuses to serve me my eigth vodka soda, then the very least you're getting out of me is a threat to stab the pilots. There's a 77% chance that I'll just take the plane down right there. Only people that should be arrested here are the stewardesses.

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