Oh how times have changed. When I was a kid you had to take a blood oath not to speak a word to anyone if a girl was gonna let you feel her bewbs. (That's how black people spell boobs and I love it) One time I was dating this girl in 7th grade and she let me make out with her during a dance at the canteen. Gave up a trip to the lake that weekend to go to that dance with her and after that you better believe it was worth it. Now needless to say everyone was calling her a slut after that because I may or may not have grabbed her bewb as soon as the spotlight hit us, and pretty soon every dude in the school wanted her so she dumped me but still I thought I was a player. Well that ain't shit compared to my boy here gettin neck (another awesome black people term) on the field trip bus. This kid is like 14 years old and has 10 times more game than I will ever have. Thank god he isn't old enough to get into bars because he would probably be in there stealing all the fat chicks from me getting BJ's in the corner booth. Fuck this kid, makes Justin Bieber look like a idiot.
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