Cars parked in the bike lane are a common nuisance for urban cyclists the world over. Sadly, it's a problem that few cities want to tackle. Until now.
Arturas Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania, wanted to send a message to the city's driver: Park in the bike lane at your peril.
In a rather dramatic public service announcement Zuokas, a 43-year-old former war corespondent, hops on an armoured personnel carrier and crushes a Mercedes parked in one of that city's bike lanes.
"That's what will happen if you park your car illegaly," the mayor can be seen saying in the video.
The mayor, tongue-in-cheek, even warns an actor playing the car owner, "Next time, park legally."
This is the exact type of guy that we need to run for President in 2012. You think Putin would ever call this guy's country a paraiste? Fuck no. This guy is running over cars with tanks just for illegally parking them. Imagine what he would do with America's war chest if some guy like Ahmadinejad called him out. America is a tyrant? Boom, nuke to the dome. America invaded our county? AIDS bomb all up in your ass. And if this guy brought this anti-crime prevention plan to America there is less than a 0% chance I would ever commit a crime again. Seriously, something as petty as jaywalking probably results in the police having free rain to just run you over in Lithuania.
P.S. How fucking sweet would it be to own a tank? Cruising down the street, just running cars over and blowing shit up like ya read about.
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