Bro, That's Fault 10 Times out of 10

Not to be racist here or anything, but I'm almost positive this is why you never see blacks in the pool at the Summer Games. Stick to dunking basketballs and juking the shit out of people bruh, because the pool obviously isn't your sport. More importantly though, what kind of swimming competition is this? The whole field is full of non-whites. Every Olympic swimming competition I have ever watched has been all white people. This must have been like the equivalent of the special olympics for non-white people or something. I'd bet my entire life savings that we won't see any of these guys treading water at the London Games next summer.

How embarassed do you think this guy was? The whole damn stadium was laughing at him when he fell in the water. Just brutal. If I ever had to go to a swimming competition I would be rooting for someone to fall off the platform every time. It's like going to a baseball game and rooting for a bench clearing brawl, only good part of the whole event. This guy's just lucky he didn't bust his head open Louganis style and contract AIDS right on the spot.