Man Arrested for Cuffing Taco Bell Employee He was In Love WIth

A Georgia man who has been pestering a female coworker at Taco Bell for a date handcuffed himself to the woman in a bizarre incident that landed him in shackles and facing a felony false imprisonment rap.

Lovestruck weirdo Jason Dean, 24, allegedly handcuffed the 18-year-old woman Monday night in the parking lot of the fast food joint in Ringgold, according to a police report. The teenager was freed after other Taco Bell workers convinced Dean, pictured in the mug shot at right, to release her.

The victim, cops reported, had repeatedly rebuffed Dean’s advances over the past month and even had her work shift changed to avoid her creepy would-be suitor.
When Dean was arrested last night, he was in possession of the pair of handcuffs believed to have been slapped on the coworker.

Let's forget about the whole handcuffing the love of your life to yourself in order to get a date thing for a minute here. I'm not going to hate on that move at all. Kid's got perseverance. He saw what he wanted and would stop at nothing until he got it. Gotta love his heart. Problem with this whole damn story is that homeboy is lovestruck with a fellow Taco Bell employee. Don't get me wrong, I love a cheesey gordita crunch as much as the next guy, but have you ever seen the creatures that slop that grade F meat into your burrito? Hard 2's at best. Not to mention chick probably smells like beans and grease non-stop, just not a good luck at all. So I love your enthusiasm and commitment Jasons Dean, but next time aim a little higher, shoot for a Perkins waitress or something like Tiger Woods did.