Either the big fella forgot what his dad actually taught him, or his dad was one of those fake black people. Even my dad taught me to always throw the first punch, it's the best advantage you can get in a fight, and he's the whitest dude you'll ever meet. Then you have these two idiots arguing over who gets to take the first punch, never been so confused in my life. Even I know that's suicide in a street fight.
If there is ever potential for a fight to break out, and there are black people around, there will be a fight. I don't know what it is about that race of people, but they will get you so amped when you're in an argument that you think you can take on the world. It's like you think they have your back, and they know how to fight, and next thing you know you're swinging blindly at the biggest motherfucker on the planet just to gain their respect. Just listen to them egg this thing on, "You won't do it! I dare you!" "He pushed you!" "He stoled on yo ass! He stoled yo ass!" And no one was happier that they did than me, because this is one of the funnier fights I've ever seen. Two guys who brains are so fried, that if they don't trip over themselves and crack their heads on the sidewalks they can both chalk it up as a win. And the big fella came pretty close there towards the end.
P.S. I told myself I would try to cut down on the worldstar videos and try more of a variety but I can't help myself, it's a goddamn gold mine.
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