Talk About Some Blue Balls

You want to know what the absolute worst way to make new friends in college is? Strapping a 90 foot rubber band to your johnstone and snapping it against your twig and berries. There is an absolutely 0% chance that I would ever agree to do something like this. Remember when people used to go around tapping your dick and balls and laugh it off and think it was the funniest shit in the world? I fucking hated that game. Used to get legitimately pissed off whenever someone would do that to me and just walk away laughing while I was on the ground crying in the fetal position. And way to go here trying to impress chicks with this stunt. No fucking way any of these sluts are going to want a piece of your now deformed jewels after taking a 90 mph rubber band to the testes.