Pretty Sure Those Throws are Illegal

Really, bro? You're going to claim prodigy on this pisspoor excuse for a game of cornhole? First of all, on your first six throws you missed three times and the only bags that went in the cornhole went in because your dipshit brother knocked them in with his hands. I'm not 100% familiar with the rules, but I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Plus, you're throwing from like 2 feet away from the board and tossing it down like you're spiking a fucking football. I'm legitimately one of the worst cornhole players in the world, and I guarantee you 75 times of 75 times I would beat the shit out of this kid. Trust me bro, you ain't getting any girls wet by throwing from the SpEd line, sack up and throw the bag from 30 feet like a man.