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Monday, July 11, 2011

This Guy Can Play For Me ANYDAY


Bad decision #1: Calling out a group of black dudes and calling them niggers
Bad decision #2: Stabbing one of them with a bottle
Bad decision #3: Getting out of the pool
This is either the craziest/toughest dude on the face of the Earth, or he has like 19 extra chromosomes. I've never been so proud but at the same time disappointed of a white man in my life. Without a doubt the most courageous thing a white man has ever done, and I just returned from the beaches of Normandy. If this kid stayed in the pool he would have come out on top of a situation where he singlehandedly took on 5 black dudes. Absolutely unheard of in the history of mankind. We all know blacks can't swim and are terrified of water. We also know that they can fight and do not hesitate to go to their cars and get a gun to kill you with. I was shocked at how light of a beating he took too, unless of course he was shot shortly afterwards which has to be the case. If he's alive I have to have this kid in my crew. I will drop every single person I hang out with for this guy. I don't think I've been this inspired to stand up to a black person since Rocky knocked out Clubber Lang.

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