Nicholasville, KY- After David L. Warner Jr. won the Jessamine County Fair demolition derby on Wednesday night, police arrested him on a charge of driving under the influence and took him to jail.
According to a release from Nicholasville police, witnesses at the fair told police that "Warner had consumed several Bud Light beers while he was preparing to drive in the derby."
Police arrived at the derby after it had already begun and watched Warner driving in the event and getting out of his car afterward, the release said.
Pretty sure the number one fucking rule in a demolition derby is you don't talk about demolition derby, number 2 is you have to be blasted out of your fucking mind. Like there are 3 absolutes in life, death, taxes, and everybody participating in a demolition derby has to be drunker than shit. No questions asked. David L. Warner Jr. was doing his civic duty as a participant to live up to these absolutes.
Lets talk about these assholes that ratted my boy out for pounding "Bud Light beers" before this race. Pretty sure the point of a demelotion derby is to drive like a dickhead wrecking shit and taking people out left and right. In other words, driving fucking drunk. It's a fair for Christ sake, it's not like he's Ryan Dunn'ing down N. Fort Thomas Ave at 115. These cop assholes probably wrote him a ticket for not using his turn signal and having a busted out tail light.
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